Best 99+ Funny 40th Birthday Wishes

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Funny 40th Birthday Wishes

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!

The best part of being over forty, is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

40 is the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more.

Don’t be upset about your birthday. Just think, you’re one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount!

Getting older has some benefits… Call it a “senior moment” and you can get away with pretty much anything!

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy.

You have been the same awesome person for four decades. Here’s wishing us four more!

Four decades of being your wonderful self. Happy birthday, buddy!

The secret to staying young is make-up… make up an age, then stick with it!

Without you, my life wouldn’t be as complete. Thanks for simply being you, and I wish you nothing but the best as you hit the four-decade mark.

They say too much of everything is bad, but I beg to differ with that statement since too much of you, my sweet friend, is heavenly. Have a lovely 40th birthday.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy 40th birthday!

Happy 40th birthday to a true troublemaker. Don’t you dare get old on me!

Happy birthday! I can’t wait to see what you do with your next 40 years.

Lordy, Lordy, look who’s 40! Hope your big day is positively wonderful.

I’ll bet you were hoping no one would notice you were turning 40. Well, no such luck! Happy birthday!

Have a great 40th birthday! Too young to die and too old to Rock n Roll!

Happy 40th birthday to someone who’s awesome at any age.

You’ve always been a good-looking dude. Now you’re a good-looking older dude. Happy 40th birthday!

Happy 40th birthday! Oh, and if you wake up feeling like crap tomorrow, it’s not a hangover – that’s just what it’s like being old.

Don’t think of it as your 40th birthday. Think of it as the 20th anniversary of your 20th birthday. Happiest birthday!

Funny Happy 40th Birthday Wishes

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!

Welcome to 40, an age when you’re still young at heart, but other body parts are starting to falter.

A decade more and you’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom… that no one needs anyway! Happy birthday!

When it comes to happy 40th birthday wishes, funny ones are often the best. You might also like our list of Funny Birthday Wishes.

Talented, Terrific, Tremendous, and Top-Notch for 40 years. Here’s wishing you a Happy birthday!

We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!

You look good for 40. Scratch that, you look good, period. Happy birthday!

It’s your 40th birthday? Not too late to get up to some mischief!

They say 40 is the new 30. However, it should be noted that they often lie.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy 40th birthday!

Happy birthday! And thank you so much for turning 40 before me!

You know you’re 40 when you’re in an elevator when your favourite song comes on.

You know you’re 40 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.

You know you’re 40 when your back goes out more often than you do.

You know you’re 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

You know you’re 40 when you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise.

You know you’re 40 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer.

You know you’re 40 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse.

Don’t worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

Those aren’t grey hair you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

A little grey hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

If grey hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

Menopause gives me the freedom to say anything. The only filters in my house are for the coffee.

When I asked for a smoking hot body, menopause was not quite what I had in mind.

I’m still hot, but it comes in flashes.

I start out each day as Mary Poppins and end it as Cruella De Vil.

Turning 40 Birthday Wishes for Her

You might like these turning 40 birthday wishes for her.

The birthday girl will love to receive one of these messages. Let her know that you are thinking of her on her special day.

Best wishes to the most magnificent woman in my life. I hope this message brings that stunning smile to your face.

Happy birthday to my beautiful wife, who is way too sexy to be 40 years old.

Happy 40th birthday to the prettiest and most loving woman I know. Today being your special day, my wish for you is that all your dreams come to pass. Have a happy birthday filled with sweet surprises, my friend.

Happy 40th birthday to the most remarkable and fun woman I know.

Sending love to my favorite person on her special day. Here’s to another great year!

Time is precious, so I’ll keep this short: Happy 40th birthday to the coolest woman I know!

No woman is as accomplished, caring, selfless, and warm-hearted as you. On this special day, I hope you feel half of what you send out to the world every day.

It’s yet another beautiful day to celebrate a special woman. I wish you all the best this new year will bring, long life and prosperity. Happy 40th birthday to you

On this lovely day, I wish you have a fabulous 40th birthday and I pray that all you wish for come true. Happy birthday!

Babe, as you add another year and grow wiser today, I wish you long life, good health and may your joy be full. Happy 40th birthday to you.

Turning 40 Happy Birthday Wishes for Him

Check out these turning 40 happy birthday wishes for him.

Best wishes on your 40th birthday – a great milestone for a true gentleman!

Happy 40th birthday! You are officially a Distinguished Gentleman.

Happy 40th birthday to my amazing husband! I’m still head over heels for you, and I always will be.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy 40th, my dearest!

Handsome and youthful as ever. Happy 40th birthday!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! Happy 40th birthday!

Wishing you all the best on your 40th birthday! You’re one of the most loving, generous, and kind-hearted people I know and I feel so lucky to be married to you.

Happy 40th birthday to my husband – the man who makes every day an adventure! I can’t wait to see what the next years bring!

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.

Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy 40th birthday.

40th Birthday Wishes For Friend

Have a great 40th birthday, my friend! A birthday anniversary is even more special than other birthdays, it doesn’t happen every year, and you must make this birthday as special and memorable as you can.

Happy birthday my dear friend. I wish you forget you age but never forget me. Stay amazing!

You make me smile and laugh,
With everything you do,
So today I get to send
A special Birthday wish to you:

Here comes a new chapter of your life. Say goodbye to your past and pave the way for the future. With a happy anecdotes, let a sweet new story unfold. Smile, laugh, cry……be bold and carefree. Happy 40th birthday!

Everyone will say that you look half your age. But as a good friend of yours it is my responsibility to tell you the truth – you are not getting any younger. Happy 40th birthday oldie!

Happy 40th birthday!! The only good thing about turning forty is you can blame mid-life crisis for everything. Party Hard!

Happy 40th birthday!! You’re still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Feel young, party hard and I wish you all the best in life!

Turning forty is just like hugging a new sunrise in your life. I wish you all the best and I am sure good days lie ahead. Happy 40th my friend.

Hey buddy stop waiting for the perfect moment in your life and make the current moment perfect.
Forty is the teenage of old age, remember this and start to live your life to the fullest. Happy 40th birthday.

Happy 40th birthday my friend. Don’t imprison yourself in feelings of the past and free yourself in hope of the best days coming ahead.

I raise my glass to my lovely friend who is turning 40 today,
I hope you have a wonderful future ahead of you!
We all gathered here to be with you on this special and memorable day.

We hope you will always stay as you are now – simply amazing!

Happy 40th birthday!! Live your life to it’s fullest, stay happy and I wish you best of luck for future


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